batdemonkuronue:

"So: the choice I have made
May seem strange to you
But who asked you, anyway?
It’s my life to wreck
My own way

You see: to someone, somewhere, oh yeah…
Alma matters
In mind, body and soul
In part, and in whole
Because to someone, somewhere, oh yeah…
Alma matters
In mind, body and soul
In part, and in whole”

(via ill-have-what-hes-having)

freshprlncess:

food-vacuum:

how does phone sex end?

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(Source: foodvacuum, via lilbunniefuufuu)

  • operator: 911, please hold.
  • me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
  • murderer: ok